Some good news & some bad news

The good news is that I turned 40 this week. The bad news is that I only have 47 years left to live. ...

Or should those have been the other way around?

Anyway, according to a highly scientific quiz I took at Day4Death, I will die of heart disease in a nursing home on August 7, 2055. I'll be a mere 87 years young!

(via: The Presurfer)