It's not easy being mean

The Sesame Street personality quiz

I'm just not happy unless I'm complaining! And I LOVE to find fault with things — with everything.

Child actually had a teacher once who was too sweet. I mean, really, how can a person possibly be too sweet? Well, she was. She gave me cavities.

Oh, and the slob thing? I used to think if I didn't dust it might discourage my sister (who is allergic to dust) from coming to my house. It didn't work.