Day 4: Kenora, ON

Knock, knock, knock.

Knock, knock, knock.

Bang, bang, bang!

BANG! BANG! BANG!

Oh, good morning! Silly me, I forgot my key and I thought this was my room.

Did I wake you? Awww, that's too bad.

Say ... Aren't you the douchebags who kept us awake all night with your partying, shouting and guffawing?

Did you know your girlfriend laughs like a horse?

Well, I gotta go now. Have a nice day!

(Alas, I don't have the balls to do this. I will, however, be putting a sign on their door to let the maid know that she should feel free to wake them when she makes up their room.)