Thank goodness I like Firefly

[YouTube link]

Husband put Child on notice that this is the standard against which her future boyfriends will be measured.

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The thinks I thought 6 months ago:
More Bang for your buck

Look at your man. Now look at me.

(credit: ~ShouriMajo)

I stumbled upon this adorable Old Spice cutie when I was searching for something else. Doesn't he just make you go "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"?

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The thinks I thought 8 months ago:
I can't come to the phone right now...

Excellent advice

[YouTube link]

If it's not what you want, you can change it
If it's not what you want, don't take it
If it's losing its luster, baby
Just call on me
Anytime

Cut 'em loose
And out with the o-o-old
O-o-old
Out with the o-o-old
O-o-old

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The thinks I thought a year ago:
Smart and irrelevant

Happy birthday to me

My birthday's this week. You've probably already guessed that I'm 29.   ;o)

Find out which phase of the moon you were born in.

(via: Cyber Chocolate)

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The thinks I thought 3 years ago:
Some good news & some bad news

Follow me if you must, but I really don't know where I'm going

(via: Twaggies)

If you're ever looking for someone to follow on Twitter who's completely clueless (and who's not a celebrity or politician), you can find me in these two places:

@listsgalore — all lists, all the time
@AlmightyBored — fun activities to cure boredom

It's funny cuz it's true

(via: The Presurfer)

More or less

WE NEED LESS:	WE NEED MORE:
Information	Wisdom
Shallow billionaires	Passionate teachers
Self-promotion	Self-awareness
Multitasking	Control of our attention
Inequality	Fairness
Sugar	Lean protein
Action	Reflection
Super sizes	Smaller portions
Private jets	High-speed trains
Calculation	Passion
Experts	Learners
Blaming	Taking responsibility
Judgment	Discernment
Texting	Reading
Anger	Empathy
Output	Depth
Constructive criticism	Thank-you notes
Possessions	Meaning
Righteousness	Doing the right thing
Answers	Curiosity
Long hours	Longer sleep
Complaining	Gratitude
Sitting	Moving
Selling	Authenticity
Cynicism	Realistic optimism
Self-indulgence	Self-control
Speed	Renewal
Emails	Conversations
Winning	Win-win
Immediate gratification	Sacrifice

(via: Harvard Business Review)

Happy St. Patrick's Day

The Force is strong with this one.

Doodle bug

Child drew these little doodles on the back of a piece of junk mail.

She's always drawing something: scenes, characters, cartoons, posters. She also sews little stuffed animals and creates entertaining flash videos. She writes short stories and designs badges and buttons. She creates constantly.

She's kinda sorta amazing and I'm pretty damn proud of her.

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The thinks I thought 2 years ago:
I knew it

Turns out spam is actually good for something

How cool is this?

I turned an email containing this:

Viagra Online Store - Buy Viagra | Cialis | Levitra from us
Get 4 Free Viaga pills with each order and 12 Free Viagra Pills for order more than $300

Into this:


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All I had to do was forward a spammy email message to spam@spamrecycling.com. They sent me a link and I got to watch that spammy email turn into a beautiful work of art!

The hardest part was waiting for someone to actually send me some spam. Any other day I would have received plenty. But yesterday, because I actually wanted some, I got ZERO!

Anyway, my drought didn't last too long. Today some spam finally graced my junk folder and I had a blast turning it into something beautiful at Spamrecycler!

Here's another one that I made from a Xanax message:


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(via: Bored Blog Almighty)

Thought for the day

(via: i can read)

I weep for the future

(via: uncensored rambles)

Is it winter? Hells yes!

(via: Über Chic for Cheap)

Mold yourself

This is me, Clayface. Batman villain.

You can sculpt a clay version of you at Clay Yourself!

Thought for the day

(via: design is mine)